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Wants vs Need
This is supposed to be simple. I remember learning this logic in elementary school. And then it advanced in high school with Maslow' Hierarchy of Needs. But for some reason, it seems like we haven't gotten it yet...
Live Life Backwards
“IN MY NEXT LIFE I WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE BACKWARDS. YOU START OUT DEAD AND GET THAT OUT OF THE WAY. THEN YOU WAKE UP IN AN OLD PEOPLE’S HOME FEELING BETTER EVERY DAY. YOU GET KICKED OUT FOR BEING TOO HEALTHY, GO COLLECT YOUR PENSION, AND THEN WHEN YOU START WORK, YOU GET A GOLD WATCH AND A PARTY ON YOUR FIRST DAY. YOU WORK FOR 40 YEARS UNTIL YOU’RE YOUNG ENOUGH TO ENJOY YOUR RETIREMENT. YOU PARTY, DRINK ALCOHOL, AND ARE GENERALLY PROMISCUOUS, THEN YOU ARE READY FOR HIGH SCHOOL. YOU THEN GO TO PRIMARY SCHOOL, YOU BECOME A KID, YOU PLAY. YOU HAVE NO RESPONSIBILITIES, YOU BECOME A BABY UNTIL YOU ARE BORN. AND THEN YOU SPEND YOUR LAST 9 MONTHS FLOATING IN LUXURIOUS SPA-LIKE CONDITIONS WITH CENTRAL HEATING AND ROOM SERVICE ON TAP, LARGER QUARTERS EVERY DAY AND THEN VOILA! YOU FINISH OFF AS AN ORGASM!”
Homer Simpson is a Genius
My boyfriend caught this quote from Homer during an episode of The Simpsons. I thought it was too cool not to share.
Rock Those Shoes, Rock the World
"Give a girl the right shoes
and she'll conquer the world"
What would your shoes be?
Mine's would be over-the-knee boots. To me, they symbolize a boldness, stlye, confidence, and a girl who can do anything. When i see these boots, it reminds me of a super hero like Storm of X-Men, who is AWESOME by the way. So, if i had to conquer the world it would be in some kick ass over-the-knee boots!
They're so fierce!!!
What are your kick-ass shoes?
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